You know how some things make sense? Like Kim Kardashian shopping everyday? Or Jon Gosselin having small junk? Well, that’s how it goes for the cast of Jersey Shore and being drunk 24-7. Or that’s how it used to be!
Apparently, the head honchos over at MTV have layed down the law until filming on the highly-anticipated Season 2 begins next week. Fox 411 is reporting that at a Boston appearance over the weekend, the ultra-curvy JWoWW stayed away from getting crazy because “MTV doesn’t want [the cast] to drink.”
And as we know, the network has also banned Snooki, The Situation,…

Marion Cotillard has something to say, you guys. She’s sick and tired of women in the workplace not being taken seriously, so she’s done something about it once and for all!!!
Watch the video below, courtesy of the folks over at Funny Or Die, to get introduced to her groundbreaking new invention — Forehead Tittaes! 
Ladies, would you rock one of these?

Never one to let a sex scandal go stale, Howard Stern held a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ mistresses on his show today and crowned one lucky lass The Queen of the Mistresses.
Jamie Jungers, a “blackjack dealer/model” won the classy title of Miss Woman-Willing-To-Sleep-With-Any-Famous-Married-Man-For-A-Chance-To-Go-On-The-Today-Show and walked away with the $75,000 cash prize.
Surprisingly, only two other attention-hungry mistresses competed in the pageant (Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie) which mostly consisted of getting the three women to gossip about what Tiger is like in bed. The women revealed that Tiger is well-endowed, doesn’t wear condoms and, apparently, “bigger and better” than Michael…

Since he broke onto the scene as the World’s Hottest Vampire in the Twilight series, Robert Pattinson has no doubt inspired untold millions to utter the phrase “I’d hit it.” But back in his pre-fame era, the term had painfully different connotations for the New Moon hunk. During a recent interview, R-Pattz told Parade magazine:
“I got beaten up by a lot of people when I was younger. I was a bit of an idiot, but I always thought the assaults were unprovoked. It was after I first started acting and I liked to behave like an actor, or how I…

Today actress/hostess/whatever Lisa Rinna took to her publicist (Twitter) to tell us that, contrary to popular opinion, she has not had “too much BT” (”BT” is how people who get Botox a lot say “Botox”). To support her argument, Rinna provided the picture above, which seems to conclusively prove that she has, in fact, had just enough Botox.
Rinna has publicly admitted to having Botox, lip and breast implants in the past, but apparently now feels that her characterization as a leading celebrity plastic surgery mascot is a little unfair.
Tell us in the comments: Do you feel bad for being so…

The day is almost here, people! The much-anticipated video for Lady GaGa’s smash hit “Telephone” featuring Beyonce is set to debut on Thursday! The vid continues where “Paparazzi” left off, with GaGa in the slammer for poisoning boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard. Then Beyonce helps her escape, in none other than the Pussy Wagon from the movie Kill Bill.
For now, check out the incredible stills that have been released as teasers for the 9-minute video! Two more days to go!!

On your left: a recent photo of actress Kristin Chenoweth. On your right: Worf, son of Mogh, the first Klingon officer in Starfleet.
We’re no casting experts, but we feel pretty confident in our assertion that Chenoweth has done the work and is now fully prepared to take on the role of Worf in JJ Abrams’ heavily-anticipated Star Trek sequel.
Tell us in the comments: Do you support ‘Chenoworf’ for Star Trek 2?

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards are—finally!—over, and the winners have been determined. And guess what? James Cameron totally got owned by his ex!
Check out the winners of the major awards below (for a complete list of winners, click here). And let us know in the comments section: Do you agree with the Academy’s choices this year?
Best Picture: The Hurt LockerBest Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt LockerBest Lead Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blind SideBest Lead Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy HeartBest Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique, PreciousBest Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Congrats to the winners! And to the losers—try harder next year!

While the 2010 Academy Awards brought us many memorable moments, both triumphant and sorrow-filled, there were a few sights and sounds that simply left us wondering “WTF was that?”
Visit our gallery of WTF 2010 Oscar Moments and see if you agree with our selection of ten moments that left us with our jaws open during tonight’s award ceremony.

Whoa; this is Selena Gomez?
Check out the Wizards of Waverly Place star’s new track, “Trust in Me,” from the upcoming Disney Mania 7 CD (and originally featured in The Jungle Book), out March 9. Quite the departure from the material on her debut album Kiss & Tell; little Disney princess is growing up fast…
Listen to the tune and let us know in the comments section: What do you think of Sel’s new musical direction?